Quote of the Day: 5/20/09
In reference to a humorous relative:
Mom: “But she sends me jokes all the time!”
Noah: “Yeah, but her jokes are like ‘What did the Republican do to the Democrat who walked into his gun shop?
…
He shot him.'”
Quote of the Day: 5/11/09
“What black baby would be named Emily, am I right?!”
-Maeve
To be fair, though, she was referencing this video: http://www.ssa.gov/pgm/flash/elvis.htm which is much scarier/more offensive than anything she could have possibly said.
Quote of the Day: 5/10/09
An online conversation about Facebook apps:
Maeve: “I only made the quiz so I could get extra square feet on my little green patch.”
Me: “?”
Maeve: “Lil green patch… you tend it and you get more square feet so that your patch grows. You can also get square feet by using the apps of their advertisers. One was quizzes. Make a quiz get X square feet. So I did.”
Me: “…Is lil green patch the gigapet of facebook?”
Not rhetorical, guys. Is it? Tell me!!!
Interesting Observation #8
Sorry I’ve been terrible with posts recently. Last week of classes, finals, yadda yadda. Here’s my interesting observation:
You can always tell if someone’s a legit bike rider by whether or not they use hand signals when they turn.
Inarticulate Blah 