Quote of the Day: 7/25/09
Kristina: “Rambunctious seven year-olds like bells.”
Alex: “Yeah, bells and meth.”
Quote of the Day: 7/7/09
“I need a relationship slave.
…
Er, I mean girlfriend.”
-Jon
Quote of the Day: 7/6/09
“It all makes so much sense. Obama’s a Secret Muslim Catholic Gay Jew.”
-Noah
Quote of the Day: 6/11/09
While watching the trailer for Transformers 2:
Me: “Who does the voice for Optimus Prime?”
Noah: “I dunno. Voictimus Suck?
…
These things just come to me!”
Quote of the Day: 6/9/09
“You realize we’re ruining a perfectly innocent, creepy, Elf-boy’s reputation.”
-Jon Callan
Quote of the Day: 5/20/09
In reference to a humorous relative:
Mom: “But she sends me jokes all the time!”
Noah: “Yeah, but her jokes are like ‘What did the Republican do to the Democrat who walked into his gun shop?
…
He shot him.’”
Quote of the Day: 5/11/09
“What black baby would be named Emily, am I right?!”
-Maeve
To be fair, though, she was referencing this video: http://www.ssa.gov/pgm/flash/elvis.htm which is much scarier/more offensive than anything she could have possibly said.
Quote of the Day: 5/10/09
An online conversation about Facebook apps:
Maeve: “I only made the quiz so I could get extra square feet on my little green patch.”
Me: “?”
Maeve: “Lil green patch… you tend it and you get more square feet so that your patch grows. You can also get square feet by using the apps of their advertisers. One was quizzes. Make a quiz get X square feet. So I did.”
Me: “…Is lil green patch the gigapet of facebook?”
Not rhetorical, guys. Is it? Tell me!!!
Quote of the Day: 4/28/09
“I love you, she-beast.”
-Noah
Quote of the Day: 4/21/09
Talking about how much she loves me:
“Today someone asked if I were to need help burying a dead body to hide from the police who I’d call. Without hesitation, I said you.”
-Maeve
…Thanks?
