Nine-Year-Old Me: 10/12/98

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“Eloise the electric eel moonlights. She turns herself into neon signs. Just the other day I saw her neon signs. ‘How are you doing.’ I had gotten to know her sign so I was not afraid of her. She flopped down onto the ocean floor. ‘You know it is hard being the smallest eel in electra school, it gets tiring.’ Eloise is a really small eel. She is about 2 feel long and that is why she protects herself by making neon signs. As for me I don’t do that I am a 4 foot eel and I’m proud of that. ‘Eloise we have homework are homework is to bite a scooba divers hand off.’ ‘I hate homework. I can’t find any scooba divers anywhere.’ Eloise is always behind in school especialy this one because our homework is hard. So I decided to help her. We went roaming around town. Then I spotted one. We started following it and came up behind it and… Chomp.. Chomp.. We heard a scowl of pain as we swam away. We had finished are homework. Mission acomplished.”

November 13, 2010. Tags: Eel, Eloise, Funny, Homework, Humor, Moonlight, Neon, Nine-Year-Old, Scuba Diver, Story. Nine-Year-Old Me.