Quote of the Day: 11/27/10
My sister Maeve: “But I was so good! I didn’t violate you at all last night!”
Nine-Year-Old Me: 10/12/98
Nine-Year-Old Me is a new series of posts I’ll be doing somewhat randomly. Check out the Running Posts page for more info.
“Eloise the electric eel moonlights. She turns herself into neon signs. Just the other day I saw her neon signs. ‘How are you doing.’ I had gotten to know her sign so I was not afraid of her. She flopped down onto the ocean floor. ‘You know it is hard being the smallest eel in electra school, it gets tiring.’ Eloise is a really small eel. She is about 2 feel long and that is why she protects herself by making neon signs. As for me I don’t do that I am a 4 foot eel and I’m proud of that. ‘Eloise we have homework are homework is to bite a scooba divers hand off.’ ‘I hate homework. I can’t find any scooba divers anywhere.’ Eloise is always behind in school especialy this one because our homework is hard. So I decided to help her. We went roaming around town. Then I spotted one. We started following it and came up behind it and… Chomp.. Chomp.. We heard a scowl of pain as we swam away. We had finished are homework. Mission acomplished.”
